Don't Take Christopher Walken Boating

I have no idea how old “drinkyourjuice” is, but if the kids are talking like this these days, I LOVE IT! Sag Master Flex. Nice. (I don’t condone her hate-reality on Christina Hendricks but this is a well turned phrase).

drinkyourjuice:

is gonna be Sag Master Flex in about ten years. I don’t even want to think about what would happen after she has a child.

Ugh.

Christ.

To her shins, at least.